Grandma . . . What Red Eyes You Have

Yesterday was “4/20 Day”, but Millennials and Baby Boomers weren’t the only ones celebrating. Studies show that more seniors are enjoying the giggle weed. Here are a few Signs Your Grandparents are Smoking Pot.

* They watch “Matlock” to “Dark Side of the Moon”.

* They lay there staring at the sky a lot . . . and not because they’re dead.

* They drive even slower.

* Even after the grandkids leave, they’re STILL watching “SpongeBob”.

* They ask Meals On Wheels to bring them Taco Bell.

* They wear tie-dyed Depends.

4.21.17 Grammy


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