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Pizza Hut just created some new Parkas that are made out of the same materials they use in their pizza delivery bags. And since those bags keep pizzas super hot, I’m guessing they’ll be pretty damn effective at keeping you warm, too. Of course they won’t be on sale though, you’ll have to win one. You’ll be eligible by ordering a pizza from Pizza Hut, or by tweeting them a flame emoji and a pizza emoji through the end of the month. If something’s good enough for pizza . . . it’s OBVIOUSLY good enough for you and me.