A Pepperoni Pie With A Side Order Of Comforting Words

My first thought was “You’ve GOT to be kidding me!” Followed directly by “I wish I’d thought of it . . . and could get a commission.” A pizza shop in New York just added “Comforting Words” to its menu. For $1, your delivery driver will, quote, “look you straight in the eyes and tell you, ‘Everything’s gonna be okay and you’re doing the best you can.'” (Here’s a photo of the menu description.)