Chuck Norris turns 80 today! Which is really just an excuse to share my favorite “Chuck Norris Facts” (feel free to share your favorite “Chuck Norris Fact”) . . . Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.