I Prefer To Be Robbed By Someone Wearing Clothes

A naked guy in Oregon who robbed someone in a 7-Eleven parking lot on Monday tried to get away by climbing on top of a railroad crossing sign and staying there for 12 HOURS. Eventually he got down and tried to make a run for it . . . but a police dog got to him first, and the guy put the dog in a headlock and PUNCHED it. The cops quickly caught up to him after that and arrested him on several charges.  (Here’s a photo of Brandon on the pole, along with his mugshot.)