Ordering and drinking wine can be an intimidating experience. But NOT if you follow these “Kahuna Dos and Don’ts of Drinking Wine” . . .
* At a restaurant, DO ask for advice from the waiter . . . on which wine will get you the most smashed for the least amount of money.
* Don’t make crafts from used corks. All it does is tell others you’re a “creative” alcoholic.
* When dining at a friend’s house, DO bring a bottle . . . bring a BOX of wine, when dining at a friend’s house that serves pork rinds as the main dish.
* DO stop being so pretentious and have a Busch Light.