Signs You Joined a Bad Gym

Did you resolve to join a gym and get in shape for 2021? Hopefully you won’t recognize anything found on this list of Signs You Joined a Bad Gym . . .

* All the TV’s are set to The Food Network.

* You leave covered in sweat . . .  And stab wounds.

* The “Stairmaster” is just a rusty fire escape out back.

* There’s a smoking section.

* All the blenders at the juice bar are making margaritas . . . WAIT, sorry, that’s signs you joined an AWESOME gym.