Did you resolve to join a gym and get in shape for 2021? Hopefully you won’t recognize anything found on this list of Signs You Joined a Bad Gym . . .
* All the TV’s are set to The Food Network.
* You leave covered in sweat . . . And stab wounds.
* The “Stairmaster” is just a rusty fire escape out back.
* There’s a smoking section.
* All the blenders at the juice bar are making margaritas . . . WAIT, sorry, that’s signs you joined an AWESOME gym.