Signs You’re a Descendant of Neanderthals

People with Neanderthal DNA are three times more likely to have severe coronavirus cases. About 50% of people of south Asian descent and 16% of people of European descent have those Neanderthal genes. Should you worry?  Here are some of the Signs You’re a Descendant of Neanderthals.

* Laser hair removal clinics call you “The Challenge.”

* Your annual physical is done by a paleontologist.

* To be honest, you’re still a little scared of fire.

* You live off residuals from your Geico commercials.

* NFL fans know you as “Gronk.”

* Your favorite music?  Rock.