Tuesday was National Superhero Day. But let’s face it, not everybody’s cut out to be a super hero. So as a public service, and to try to prevent you from embarrassing yourself, you probably should end your Super Hero days, if you can relate to any of the things on this list of . . . The Top 5 Signs You’re a Lame Superhero.
5) You bought your costume at Party City.
4) You target villains with a steady stream of mean tweets.
3) During superhero dodgeball, even Robin gets picked before you.
2) Your “super-secret” Head Quarters is your Mom’s basement.
1) The “S” on your chest stands for “Sassy.”