Can I Get An Uber?

I’m no “Criminal Mastermind” . . . but if you’re robbing a place, there are three details you’re going to want to work out: 1) How to get in, 2) How to get away with the stuff you’re stealing, and 3) Avoiding the cops. A man and a woman were arrested in Florida last weekend, after breaking into a house through an unlocked door. While at the house, they called 911 but didn’t say anything, so deputies were dispatched, and when they showed up, the woman said they called 911 to ask law enforcement to help them move stuff from the house they were robbing . . . AND to give them a ride to their airport, because they were going to New York. The deputies did help them bag up a few of the items they stole, and DID give them a ride, just not to the airport. They were taken to jail, where they were both charged with burglary.