Can You Eat Your Crocs . . . The Footwear . . . Not The Animal

If you were wearing Crocs in a survival situation, could you EAT them to stay alive? I’m not sure WHY someone would want to know this, but it’s a real question people have been asking online since at least 2006 (???). Apparently Crocs are made of non-toxic material, so a writer for “Vice” looked into it. The short answer . . . Just because it’s non-toxic, doesn’t mean it’s edible. And even if you could digest them, there’s no nutritional value. I don’t know about you, but I know how gross MY feet are, there’s NO WAY I’d want to put something in my mouth that covers them!