Guy Running From Police Jumps Off a Balcony On To Wasp Nest

Nice to know that America isn’t alone when it comes to “Stupid Criminal Stories”. Monday, cops in Germany tracked down a guy who failed to show up to serve an 11-month prison sentence. The guy tried to run, and jumped off a balcony. But didn’t look before he leapt . . . because he landed directly on a WASPS’ NEST. The wasps continued stinging him while he ran out into the street. Eventually he was forced to jump into a nearby pool. Police closed in and took him to jail. It kind of reminds me of the scene from “Tommy Boy” when Chris Farley and David Spade use FAKE bees to avoid getting arrested.