Hellmann’s Wants You to Make Eggnog with Mayonnaise?

Somehow I don’t think the people at Hellmann’s have done EGGNOG any favors here. Egg Nog is already an acquired taste, now the people that make Hellmann’s and Best Foods mayonnaise want you to try mixing it into your EGGNOG this year. They claim it’s better than just using eggs, and posted a recipe on Instagram. Each cup has four teaspoons of mayonnaise, along with milk, heavy cream, simple syrup, nutmeg, vanilla extract, and cinnamon . . . plus rum, brandy, AND cognac. There’s also a non-alcoholic version.