I Was So Close To Becoming A Mature Adult . . .

Just when I think I’ve matured enough to call myself an adult, medical science does something like THIS! And I hate the fact it’s instantly reduced my maturity level to that of a 7 YEAR OLD! A guy in England had an unfortunate infection that caused him to lose his “wedding tackle”. They were able to grow him a new one, but it had to be regrown, on his FOREARM. (Seriously?!?!) He’s been living with the “replacement” on his arm (just above his wrist) for 6 years, but recently had it grafted back on, and says he’s “finally whole again.” I hate myself for this, but . . . I bet he’s REALLY excited to be able to wear short sleeve shirts again.