I’m Truly Scared For Our Future . . .

I turned into the “You Punks Get Off My Yard” Guy” after reading this story. There’s a new selfie pose going viral, and some people think it could be the next “duck face.” This new one is called the “dissociative pout“, and its “signature” is an apathetic or bored look, where your eyes are glazed over, looking disinterested, with relaxed “pouty” lips. Basically any Billie Eilish photo you’ve ever seen.  I don’t know what’s worse, the actual “look” . . . or this headline “Is the Dissociative Pout the New Duck Face?” I’m pretty they’re BOTH among the dumbest things I’ve ever seen . . . and GET OFF MY LAWN!