Just Looking For An Excuse . . .

A 66-year-old cafeteria worker stole $1.5 MILLION worth of chicken wings. She ordered the wings, but didn’t take them to the school. And she was caught because the school doesn’t serve wings, because of the bones. It’s unclear what Vera was actually doing with all those chicken wings, as far as we know, the food truck parked in front of her house called “Vera’s Illicit Chicken”. . . is just a coincidence (okay, I can’t back that part up, but the rest is true). Honestly, it’s really just an excuse to post this video . . .