Lighten Up Francis?

Jack Daniel’s wants the Supreme Court to ban a dog toy called “Bad Spaniels”. It looks just like a bottle of Jack, but instead of “Old Number 7 Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey,” it says, “Old Number 2 on Your Tennessee Carpet.” They also make similar products for other drinks too: A Mountain Dew version called “Mountain Drool”, a Heineken one called “Heini Sniff’n”, and a Stella Artois version called “Smella R-Crotch.” Jack Daniel’s claims the chew toy is too close to their whiskey, and could confuse people into thinking it’s an official product of theirs. Bad Spaniels say the people at Jack Daniel’s can’t take a joke.