Maybe Stay Away From The Roughage?

Here’s another thing from the “I Didn’t Know We Needed It” file . . . In case you missed it, Charmin is now selling HUGE rolls of toilet paper that are supposed to last up to a MONTH per roll. They’re called “Forever Rolls,” and they come in two different sizes, a single-user version with 850 sheets, and a multi-user version that’s 1,700 sheets per roll. A “regular” roll of Charmin has 77 sheets. You can get a multi-user kit with three rolls and a stand for $30, or a single-user kit for $16.50. And you can save more money if you sign up for their subscription service, and have them auto-shipped.