It been almost 30 years since Meat Loaf gave us “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” . . . which means this is the PERFECT time to turn it into a reality show (???). Couples will compete in physical challenges designed to test how well they can work together and trust each other, all to a soundtrack of classic hits performed live (sometimes by the original artists). Meat will serve as an “ethereal figure behind the madness” who “pulls the strings”.