So . . . a bouquet of baby back ribs ain’t your style? Maybe you’re alone and bitter this year? Well there’s no Valentine’s Day like a VENGEFUL Valentine’s Day. The San Antonio Zoo is running a promotion this year where they’ll name a rat after your ex . . . and feed it to a snake. It costs $25, and you can watch a livestream of it happening on Valentine’s Day. If that seems a bit extreme, you can always “name a cockroach after your ex”, that’ll only run you $5. Click HERE for all the details.