Signs You Picked A Bad Place For A 5-Year-Old’s Birthday Party

We just talked about the five-year-old who celebrated his birthday party at Hooters. Social media is having a field day commenting on if it might have been inappropriate. But as I’ve said on multiple occasions . . . PARENTING IS HARD! So to help y’all out, here’s some “Kahuna Tips”, to help parents avoid making a similar mistake. Check out these . . .

Top 5 Signs You Picked a Bad Place to Have Your Five-Year-Old’s Birthday Party.

5) The party favors are dry cleaning coupons.

4) The sign outside says “Build-a-BEER.”

3) Someone shows up dressed like a clown.  And you didn’t hire a clown.

2) The only thing kids can get at the prize booth with their Skee-Ball tickets is Cigarettes.

1) It doesn’t allow kids . . . wait . . . sorry. That’s a sign you picked a PERFECT Place to have your five-year-old’s birthday party.