Something GOOD About Climate Change?

There’s finally something GOOD that could come from climate change:  It could force the Loch Ness Monster out of hiding! The idea is that Nessie would have to leave Loch Ness in search of food. It’s unclear what Nessie eats, although I think I speak for most of us when I say I hope it’s not HUMANS. A rep for a local climate action committee says that something needs to be done because, “Nessie is the most important monster in Scotland.”  (???)