A guy was getting drunk at a restaurant, and decided he wanted to fight a bunch of people in the parking lot of the “Twisted Tuna” (you can’t make this stuff up, it’s the name of the restaurant they were drinking at). He fell and slammed his face into the ground after punching a valet. And that’s when things got weird, because the woman he was drinking with grabbed him by his hair and started slamming his face into her CROTCH. They both got arrested for disorderly conduct, and the guys mugshot is pretty awesome. He has a pretty good cut on the bridge of his nose, and we’re assuming from when he faced planted on the ground and not . . . well, you know.