The Average American Has Spent 172 Hours of the Pandemic Drunk

This seems a little off, but according to a new poll, the average American spent 172 hours of the lockdown drunk.  That’s seven full days, plus four hours.

South Dakota was the drunkest in the country, clocking in at a WHOPPING, 468 hours drunk (that’s 19-and-a-half days’ worth, or a full QUARTER of the lockdown).

The remaining top 5 drunkest states are New Mexico (444 hrs.), New Jersey (375), Montana (339), and Colorado (337).

The states reporting the lowest numbers are Nevada (33 hrs.), Idaho (44), Kentucky (50), New Hampshire (66), and Pennsylvania (74).

Ohio shows up around the middle of the pack at 176 hours.