The Top 5 Reasons You Didn’t Vote

Yesterday was Election Day, but you didn’t want anything to do with the election process. Here are some of the Top 5 Reasons You Didn’t Vote . . .

#5) You’re allergic to ovals.

#4) You didn’t want to ruin your tuxedo t-shirt with a tacky “I Voted” sticker.

#3) You won’t go to a “polling place” that doesn’t have a champagne room.

#2) The only people running were politicians.

#1) You won’t pull any lever that doesn’t either release candy or give you a shot at winning a bunch of change.