Things You Never Want to Hear While Exploring the Great Outdoors

A recent poll came out, and it says HALF of Americans prefer staying indoors this summer. And I can certainly understand. Between the wild animals, drought, and monkeypox . . . the Great Outdoors can be anything BUT great.  Check out some the example from this list of:  Things You Never Want to Hear While Exploring the Great Outdoors . . .

  • You know . . . the closer that animal gets, the less it looks like a dog.
  • Why am I hearing the theme from “Deliverance”?
  • Sorry to be a bother, but since you’re the only person around and it’s starting to swell . . . can you suck the poison from this snake bite on my BUTT?
  • I can’t get any cell phone reception . . . maybe we can borrow a phone from that guy in the hockey mask?
  • Your bungee cord is the one with duct tape.
  • Know how I said those leaves were okay to use as toilet paper? I was wrong.