Since May is “Homeschooling Awareness Month”, I thought it’d be a good time to check out this list of , Top Advantages of Being Homeschooled . . .
10: As long as Dad controls those voices in his head, parent-teacher conferences are a breeze.
9: Learning won’t be disrupted by stupid, unruly kids . . . unless YOU’RE the stupid, unruly kid.
8: If your dog eats your homework, you’ll have proof in your own yard several hours later.
7: Mom and Dad are never shocked by your report card.
6: Your teacher will never fail you since they don’t want you in the house any longer than you already need to be.
5: No wedgies . . . for the most part.
4: It’s a little less embarrassing when you have to take your mom to prom.
3: No showering in front of other people after gym class.
2: Your parents can use the money they save on private school tuition for a bigger bribe to get you into college.
1: Your school’s mascot is your first name . . . Go Fightin’ Nathans!