Top 10 Advantages of Being Homeschooled

Since May is “Homeschooling Awareness Month”, I thought it’d be a good time to check out this list of , Top Advantages of Being Homeschooled . . .

10: As long as Dad controls those voices in his head, parent-teacher conferences are a breeze.

9: Learning won’t be disrupted by stupid, unruly kids . . . unless YOU’RE the stupid, unruly kid.

8: If your dog eats your homework, you’ll have proof in your own yard several hours later.

7: Mom and Dad are never shocked by your report card.

6: Your teacher will never fail you since they don’t want you in the house any longer than you already need to be.

5: No wedgies . . . for the most part.

4: It’s a little less embarrassing when you have to take your mom to prom.

3: No showering in front of other people after gym class.

2: Your parents can use the money they save on private school tuition for a bigger bribe to get you into college.

1: Your school’s mascot is your first name . . . Go Fightin’ Nathans!