A woman in Florida was arrested after she jumped in the front seat of a fire engine and tried to steal it. And when they asked if she was on anything, she claimed she’d been drinking the “ELIXIR OF LIFE” . . . as in a magic potion that makes you immortal. She’s facing a felony charge for grand theft auto. She’s facing a felony charge for grand theft auto . . . and about 3000 request to join Dungeons and Dragons leagues. And she might want to trade out the Elixir of Life for an “Invisibility Cloak” (seems like a no brainer . . . in more ways than one).