Sexy Halloween Trend . . . Painting Your Butt Like a Jack-O-Lantern?

If you think your “naughty scientist” or “erotic squirrel” Halloween costume is sexy, I’ve got some bad news: The stakes have been raised. Apparently, there’s a very Not Safe For Work social media trend right now where people are painting their bare butts to look like JACK-O-LANTERNS (or, more likely, they’re having someone else do the painting, since it might be tough to do yourself). Anyway, just thought you should know about this trend if you want to participate . . . As you should. Yes, even YOU, sir. It’s okay if your butt jack-o-lantern is extra hairy. We are a silly people!