Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding

Do your plans include going to a wedding this weekend? Here are Five Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding . . .  

1) Bridesmaids outnumber teeth.

2) Instead of “You may kiss the bride,” the minister wraps up the ceremony by shouting, “GIT ‘ER DONE!”

3) The couple is registered at a Bass Pro Shop.

4) The father-daughter dance is also the bride-groom dance.

5) The priest quotes liberally from the Book of Job, the Book of Ruth, and the autobiography of Chuck Norris.