Do your plans include going to a wedding this weekend? Here are Five Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding . . .
1) Bridesmaids outnumber teeth.
2) Instead of “You may kiss the bride,” the minister wraps up the ceremony by shouting, “GIT ‘ER DONE!”
3) The couple is registered at a Bass Pro Shop.
4) The father-daughter dance is also the bride-groom dance.
5) The priest quotes liberally from the Book of Job, the Book of Ruth, and the autobiography of Chuck Norris.