When the headline reads: “Man Tries to Hide His Legless Fugitive Girlfriend Inside a Plastic Storage Container” . . . you have my attention! Florida officials received a tip that fugitive Krystle Lee Anderson was staying at her boyfriend’s house. What you need to know about Krystle is, she doesn’t have LEGS. When authorities went to the house, they spotted John trying to cram Krystle into a plastic storage bin. It’s not clear what the plan was. Like, were they going to put her on a shelf with the Christmas decorations and old DVDs and hope the cops wouldn’t notice?