A Wedding Bell Blues Stupid Criminal Story:

Just when you thought you’d heard everything . . . a 42-year-old man in Texas called police, after he found a Bath & Body Works giftbag from his ex-fiancée on his front porch. There were some products inside, along with a copy of their marriage certificate. There’s just one problem: he didn’t know they were married. Somehow his ex-fiancée convinced a pastor to “certify” the marriage without the guy present, or signing off on it. Apparently, they DID go to the county clerk’s office together to get a marriage license, but they broke up shortly afterward, and there was never a ceremony. According to the local authorities, the man is dealing with a mess, and his ex-fiancée has been arrested for felony stalking.