Better Than A Trip To Chuck E. Cheese?

Here’s a glaring example of the differences between famous RICH people . . . and me. I’m gonna go ahead and assume your birthday wasn’t as good as Paris Hilton’s. Unless you ALSO got a pink and white private jet from your significant other. Paris Hilton’s husband gave her a pink and white, fully customized private jet for her birthday. It even has the phrase, “That’s Hot” stenciled on the outside. Hell, I’d be ecstatic with a bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos for my birthday.