Stupid Criminal: “The Matrix” Of The Squirrel World

If you’ve seen “The Matrix”, you know the choice between the red pill and the blue pill. If you’ve been to Connecticut, you may also get to see a red squirrel and a blue squirrel. Animal Control in Connecticut is investigating, how two squirrels ended up painted blue and red. They say the squirrels “appear to be okay”, but are asking for help in identifying the person or people responsible for doing this . . . and why. Someone joked it was “a gender reveal gone bad” (which, sadly, is possible).