A “Hump Day Stupid Criminal Story”

If you’re still not banking online in 2025, and I get it, a LOT of people just don’t trust it. But it CAN be a lot more convenient, and can help you avoid little annoyances like this . . . a guy from right here in “The Heart Of It All” is facing charges after he used the drive-thru at his local bank . . . and accidentally deposited DRUGS (???). It happened in the small town of Woodsfield (about two hours east of Columbus near the West Virginia border). 46-year-old Jason Smith was using the bank’s air-tube system last Wednesday, and dropped a small baggie of METH in the canister. The bank called it in, then cops tracked Jason down, searched his car, and found more drugs. No word yet on the exact charges he’s facing. (Here’s his mugshot.)