Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting a “Robot Dog”

Data centers are using robot dogs for security. Which means it’s only a matter of time before these mecha-hounds are in our homes. But before you spring for one, we recommend anything from today’s list of: The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting a Robot Dog . . . 

#5) Can I teach it regular dog commands like “sit,” “shake” and “attack the solicitor on my front porch”?

#4) If I want to get it spayed or neutered, do I take it to the Apple Store?

#3) Do I feed it Milk-Bolts?

#2) Am I ready to clean up piles of batteries all over the floor?

#1) Will it still love me even though it has no soul? . . . Sorry . . . That’s a question to ask yourself before getting a CAT.