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Signs Your Kid Is the Dumb One in Their Class

Steve Artressia

We talked about this earlier this morning, teachers got candid online, with the stupidest things their students have said. And it was pretty funny . . . unless it’s your kid, then, it’s not so funny. So if you’re not sure, or maybe you’re just looking for confirmation, find out for sure if they’re talking about your child, with this list of . . . Signs Your Kid Is the Dumb One in Their Class. 

  • You say, “E = MC . . ?”  She says, “Hammer!”
  • His teacher starts your parent/teacher conference with, Did you drink when you were pregnant?
  • She says the Gettysburg Address is what you enter into Apple Maps.
  • The only thing he got on his last test was drool.
  • The new exchange student teaches HER English.
  • He brought home a pretty crayon drawing to put on the fridge.  And he’s a junior in high school.
  • The only thing you pack her for lunch is paste.