Steve’s Heartburn for the Day: The Drive-Thru Acrobat

You ever notice some people treat the drive-thru window like an Olympic obstacle course?

They pull up six feet too far away from the window… and suddenly the whole car turns into a yoga class.

They unbuckle. They lean halfway out the window. One foot’s off the brake. Now the car’s rolling backward while they’re grabbing french fries like a raccoon reaching into a dumpster.

And somehow, the drink is always the dangerous part.

Now they’re holding three sodas with one hand, steering with the other, and balancing nuggets in their lap like the world’s least stable catering company.

Meanwhile, the worker inside is just watching this whole disaster unfold thinking:

“Sir… you could’ve just moved the car forward two feet.”

At that point, it’s not fast food anymore — it’s vehicular gymnastics.

Steve’s Heartburn for the Day — only on 106.3 The Fox.

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