Can I Interest You In A “Spam Dog”?

If you’re one of those people who NEEDS to try everything, here are a few NEW flavors that are going viral that you might want to check out . . .

Hormel “Spam Dogs”: Basically SPAM in the shape of a hot dog (which really doesn’t seem like a huge stretch). They’re rolling them out this summer at select restaurants, convenience chains, and baseball stadiums across the country. Or how about . . .

Asparagus Ice cream?:With almonds, and “strings or chunks of asparagus”. Or can I interest you in . . .

“Jibachi Senbei.”: Which is crackers infused with WHOLE, dried digger WASPS. The dough is slightly sweet, and they claim the dried wasps taste a little like burned raisins (???).

Why do all weird foods sound like dares, or something you have to do as punishment for coming in last in your fantasy football league.