Can I Interest You In A List Of Noteworthy People Who Died on the Toilet?

There is a Wikipedia list . . . of People Who’ve Died on the Toilet. How do I know this . . . DON’T YOU JUDGE ME! Of course Elvis is probably the most notable one on the list (which honestly I’ve always thought was MOST unfortunate). But there are a few other notables, Comedian Lenny Bruce, singer/Actress Judy Garland, and King George II of England (who was succeeded by George the Third, who would go on to lose the Revolutionary War). They go all the way back to 581 BC for the FIRST notable person to die on the toilet, with the most recent 2025. You know your legacy took a weird turn, when your obituary includes plumbing details. And of course I’ll post a link to the Wiki Page of “Noteworthy People Who Died on the Toilet”, click HERE.