Things Dinosaurs Would Say If They Were Alive Today

Monday was “Dinosaur Day” (did you celebrate?), and yesterday in “This Week In Science”, we learned about that new dinosaur called “Tylosaurus Rex”. So that’s put me in a dinosaur mood for a new Top 5 List: The Top 5 Things Dinosaurs Would Say If They Were Alive Today . . .
#5) Can someone please explain why “pterodactyl” starts with a “P”?
#4) Why do you call your Neanderthals “Rob Gronkowski”?
#3) Everything still tastes like chicken.                                                                                                                      #2) Fun fact . . . The “T” in “T. Rex” stands for “Tristan.”
#1) Whoa! Madonna’s still alive?!