Stupid Criminal, AND “Cautionary Tale” For Your Weekend

Some men wouldn’t be caught dead with an open can of White Claw, but THIS guy apparently doesn’t feel the same way! 33-year-old Conor Parady was pulled over in Florida last Friday night, after he was clocked flying down the highway at more than 90 miles per hour. After getting pulled over, cops noticed that Conor seemed “heavily intoxicated” . . . not to mention the fact that there was a mountain of empty White Claw cans on the passenger seat . . . literally. They counted 34 open containers, and Conor was arrested for DUI, after having a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit. At that point, the passenger seat isn’t really a seat anymore, it’s a recycling center with airbags.