Stupid Criminal Story:

No one likes to be stuck in rush hour traffic, including THESE four people robbed a Bloomingdale’s in Washington D.C. last Friday. The “gang” got away with more than $4,500 in designer handbags, then they hopped in an SUV and sped off. But they didn’t get too far before things slowed down. The problem was: they were making their getaway on a D.C. interstate at 5:00pm on a Friday, and the rush hour traffic was heavy. Police were able to comb through the vehicles to catch up with the crew. They pulled their vehicle over, apprehended all four thieves, and recovered the stolen bags. The thieves were charged with grand larceny, conspiracy to commit larceny, and larceny with intent to sell.