Ways to Know Someone Is Marrying You Just for Your Money

If you’re about to “tie the knot”, congratulations! Of course as you get closer to your wedding day, doubt may start creeping in. We’ve all heard of people getting “cold feet”. Sometimes it might be for the better. So if you’re not sure you want to go through with it, let “Counselor Kahuna” help you out, with this list of . . . The Top 5 Ways to Know Someone Is Marrying You Just for Your Money:

5) Her idea of foreplay is staring at your wallet.

4) Your name’s “Larry” . . . but she keeps calling you “Lottery”.

3) After making a wish and blowing out the birthday candles, he opens his eyes and says, “You’re still alive?!”

2) He calls having kids with you “the cost of doing business.”

And The #1 Way to Know Someone Is Marrying You Just for Your Money . . .

Instead of “I do”, the two words she says while exchanging vows is “CHA-CHING.”