Giant Pop-Tarts???

Giant Pop-Tarts the size of a big screen TV went on sale this week and immediately sold out. They only made 15 of them, the only flavor choice was strawberry, and they only sold them in L.A., Chicago, and New York (it sounds like they might sell another round of them soon though). Each “Pop-Tart Party Pastry” is over 70 times larger than a normal Pop-Tart, and big enough to feed 73 people. They cost $60, including delivery (they’ll arrive in packaging that looks like a normal Pop-Tart Box but three feet long). Now, where do you find an appropriate sized toaster?!?!?!