Things You’ll NEVER Hear at a State Fair

For a lot of states around the country, September is STATE FAIR time! And while you never know what you’re going to see at a State Fair, you definitely won’t be hearing anything from today’s list of: Top 5 Things You NEVER Hear at a State Fair . . .

#5) Look at that carny’s beautiful set of teeth.

#4) Is hog-calling really a “talent”?

#3) I blow $150 bucks on a game . . . and all I get is a “Rambo” mirror sign?  What a rip off!

#2) Those jean shorts are tacky.

#1) Fudge-covered pancake poppers on a stick? Thanks, but I’ll take a salad.