The “Alice” Of Stupid Criminals?

I almost want this guy to break into my house . . . ALMOST.  A 36-year-old man in Wales broke into a woman’s home . . . and did all of her CHORES for her. The woman who lived there was at work when he broke in. The guy . . .

• Hung her laundry out to dry . . .
• Put her groceries away . . .
• Emptied her recycling . . .
• Tidied up her garden . . .
• Refilled the bird feeders . . .
• Organized her fridge . . .
• Mopped the floors . . .
• Then cooked dinner, put out a bottle of wine, and left a note saying “Don’t worry, be happy, eat up”.

The guy left after that and wasn’t there when she got home from work, but it freaked her out for obvious reasons. She thought he was a stalker, but it turned out he wasn’t. His lawyer told the judge he was just homeless at the time, and “undergoing a number of difficulties”. Police caught him two weeks later, after he broke into another vacant house (he didn’t do any chores that time). A judge sentenced him to 22 months in jail.