A “With A Friend Like This, Who Needs Enemies”. . . Stupid Criminal Story

The best part of this Stupid Criminal Story” is the guy didn’t just get himself caught. A drug dealer in the U.K. got arrested after he left his bag of drugs on a train . . . AND REPORTED THEM MISSING (???). Jordan McCourt-Knight realized he’d left the drugs on a train he was riding. So he and another dealer tried to go back and get it, but the train was gone. Jordan reported the bag missing but didn’t say what was in it. Turns out an employee found the drugs and called the cops. Cops tracked Jordan down, searched his phone, and found texts that showed the other drug dealer was also involved, so THEY ARRESTED HIM TOO. Both guys were just sentenced this month to six years in prison. (Here’s their mugshots)