Thanksgiving AND Christmas Dinner In 6 Bites!

Sam’s Club is testing something called the HOLI-DOG, which combines Thanksgiving and Christmas. The menu options include:  A hot dog topped with turkey on one side, and prime rib roast on the other . . . a dog topped with mashed potatoes on one side, and Christmas cookies on the other . . . and one topped with pumpkin pie on one side, and candy canes on the other.  (???) Unfortunately, there are only a few locations offering this insanity so far.