Arby’s Got Your Back

Friday was “Quitter’s Day” (the day when people were most likely to abandon their New Year’s resolution). But if you want to PRETEND you’re still sticking to your diet, the good folks at Arby’s have you covered. They’re running a promotion called “New Year, Same You” and just added SALAD to their menu (but not really). They added three menu items that sound healthy but aren’t. If you step up to the counter and order a “Salad with Dressing” this week, you’ll get a Double Beef ‘N Cheddar sandwich, a “Green Smoothie” gets you a milkshake, and “Steamed Vegetables” gets you curly fries. And if anyone asks, you can say, “All I had for lunch was a salad and some steamed vegetables”, and technically, you’re not lying. They’re only doing it at five locations in Cleveland, Las Vegas, Miami, Chicago, and Atlanta.